The Vikings were known far and wide as being some of the roughest, toughest survivalists ever to tread land and sea. I mean, let's face it, they voyaged over half the globe, fought giants, trolls, dragons and just about every tom dick and harry they encountered, discovered Iceland and Vinland, tamed polar bears in Greenland, traded on the Silk Road, made a line of kings in Russia, and a whole lot of other crazy stuff. Basically, there wasn't any part of the map where they couldn't survive and thrive. But what was their secret? Well, at long last, we have discovered their keys to success...the Viking warrior's secret weapon...a survival kit like no other, that makes those used by Special Forces utterly pale in comparison! Each piece is crafted to withstand a nuclear holocaust and is set in crystal clear ice from the Arctic and/or Baltic amber for extra durability and aesthetics. The components of this master set include: An all-Viking, green-tinted drinking horn, or "shot-horn" (Eric the Red is grinning in his grave right now!) Artisan pizza wheel (Hagar the Horrible would TOTALLY approve this baby!) Scandinavian ice cream scoop (to be used with SCANDINAVIAN ice cream as opposed to other countries' ice cream, which just stinks by comparison! Move over Häagen-Dazs!) Forged bottle opener (them Viking boys knew their blacksmithing!) And a double-purpose slice or spread cheese knife (This perfect-sized tool bears the tested approval of Hagar's right-hand plunderess Helga!)
Each piece is set in a 100% authentic, imported Icelandic sheep's horn, sealed with clear, waterproof sealant and shellacked on the outside for long-lasting preservation and protection.